The Joker & The Obama Rasta


PRESIDENT OBAMA SENT ONE OF HIS DAUGHTER

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TO STUDY BLACK HISTORY.

SHE GOT HOME ONE EVENING, AND THE PRESIDENT WAS ON THE PHONE, TALKING TO HILARY ABOUT THE CRISIS AROUND THE WORLD.

HIS DAUGHTER CAME UP TO HIM AND SAID DADDY I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

HE SAID HOLD ON MY DAUGHTER, IAM ON THE PHONE TALKING TO HILARY.

THE DAUGHTER TUGGED ON HIS JACK AND SAID DADDY I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

HE SAID HOLD ON IAM ON THE PHONE,

SHE SAID DADDY, DADDY; I WANT TO BE A RASTA.

HILARY HOLD ON A MINUTE, AH THINK I’VE GOT A CRISIS ON MY HAND

DAUGHTER WHAT DID YOU SAY; YOU WANT TO BE A ROCKSTAR.

NO DADDY, I WANT TO BE A RASTA.


YOU WANT TO BE A RASTA.

YOU KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN YOU BECOME A RASTA.

YOU KNOW HOW BLACK PEOPLE LIKE TO FOLLOW FASHION ALREADY.

ALL YOU GENERATION, YOUR GRAND PA, YOUR GRAND MA, ALL OF THEM WOULD WANT TO BECOME RASTA TO.

HA AND THE ECCOMINIC DONE BAD ALREADY.

YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN.AH

THE FACTORIES THAT MAKES THE WIGS TO PUT UPON ALL YOU NAPPY HEAD.

THAT GOING TO GET TOUCH.

THE FACTORIES THAT MAKE THE CREAM TO PUT ON ALLYOU FACE TO MAKE YOU ALL LOOK LIKE THE DEAD MICHEAL JACKSON.

THAT’S GOING TO GET TOUCH.

AND MOST OF ALL, ALL THE HOTDOGS JOINTS AROUND THE BLOCK THAT GOING TO GET TOUCH TO.

BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT MY DAUGHTER.

RASTA DON’T EAT PORK,

YOU HEAR ME RASTA DON’T EAT PORK.


IndiangreenSO LISTEN AND LISTEN CAREFULY,

HERE IS MY CREDIT CARD, GO DOWN TO THE BEAUTY PALOR.

MAKE SURE WHEN YOU GET OUT FROM THE BEAUTY PALOR.

YOUR FACE IS WHITER THEN YOUR DEAD GRANDMOTHER,

MAKE SURE YOU HAIR IS LONGER THAN THE INDIANS AND THEM DOWN IN BANDGALASH THAT EATING RATS FOR THEIR SUPPER.

AND MOST OF ALL MAKE SURE WHEN YOU WALK INTO THE WHITE HOUSE, YOU SPEAKING BARBIE GIRL.

YOU WANT TO BE AH WHAT.

HILARY DID YOU HEAR THAT,

YES, OBAMA, I HEARD THAT, WELL I DON’T THINK IS SEARCH A BAD IDEA MYSELF.

FOR SIXTY YEARS I’VE BEEN WAXING, STRAIGHTEN PERMING, PLASTIC SURGERY. I THINK IS TIME WE SHOULD SAVE THE PLANET, SAVE THE PLANET, SAVE THE PLANET.


© TRUDIBAPTISTE THE DUB POET.


© Hans Blücher 2013